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Photo: The Chip & Dale's Coupehouse attraction at park opening
Chip & Dale's Coupehouse
August 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Coupehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After bursting this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant winds will probably want to run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, '50s haircuts, or attention-span, viral, fingernail, lung, tongue, or ankle disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers within the other guests at appropriate times.
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