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A streamlined view of Chip & Dale's Coupehouse when it's not covered in darkness
Chip & Dale's Coupehouse
September 20, 1957
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Coupehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and boulders inside the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
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