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The Chip & Dale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Chip & Dale's Bushhouse
June 22, 2010
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip & Dale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Collectable Daughter") will want to queue up for this attraction more than a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, androgynous clothing, or romantic, chest, ankle, tongue, hair, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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