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An ancient view of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse when it's inundated in tarps

Below: An ancient view of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse when it's inundated in tarps

Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2006
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of nine mice

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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