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Image: The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction at a distance
Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse
May 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven jollies
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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