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The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction at dusk
Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse
February 23, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will sing to your friends.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum height 40".
- Contains strobe-light images.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
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