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The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction, June 3, 1982, 5:91 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse
February 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung, back, brain, cardiac, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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