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The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction, partially considered to be the premier exceptional attraction at DisneyLand

The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction, partially considered to be the premier exceptional attraction at DisneyLand

Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1980
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero Mickeys

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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