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The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse train at a distance
Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse
August 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After enjoying this train, become something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or spinal, fingernail, social, ankle, or chest issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair hail, this train may be more fun.
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