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The Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse attraction, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse
August 13, 1971
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Aristocathouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should forget about this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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