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A humorous view of Bip and Yale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Bip and Yale's Smokehouse
August 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter tikis
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for creepy Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 52".
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- In a disguised space at the high point of the Bip and Yale's Smokehouse, there is a mortal combat court for V.I.P.s.
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