Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Bip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Bip and Yale's Smokehouse
March 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant sorcerers won't want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, liver, hair, tongue, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to have pirate pants.
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