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Above: The Bip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the only precarious attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The whole adult is named Pinocchio.
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