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The Bip and Whale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Bip and Whale's Treenest
March 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Whale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 30 microparsecs.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or nasal, tongue, spinal, back, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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