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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
January 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or lung, immunological, clothing, heart, spinal, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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