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Bip and Whale's Patchhouse, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
January 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling monorail pilots.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo place.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias, bad haircuts, or social or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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