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At right: The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at a distance
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
October 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to point at you.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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