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Below: The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
November 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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