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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at first light
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
April 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by dancing prison inmates.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from July 16 through September 3.
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