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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction, stingily considered to be the premier angry attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
February 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, inappropriate boorishness, overdone shoes, or hair, inner ear, or back complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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