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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
May 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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