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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at dusk

The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at dusk

Bip and Whale's Patchhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Traditionally targeted at: Fathers


Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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