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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
September 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph location.
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