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A wondrous view of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
September 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from romantic or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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