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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at a distance

At right: The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction at a distance

Bip and Whale's Patchhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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