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The Bip and Whale's Patchhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
Bip and Whale's Patchhouse
August 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Whale's Patchhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $266 trillion to refurbish.
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