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The Bip and Wale's Treecottage attraction at midday
Bip and Wale's Treecottage
March 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Wale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, runny makeup, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Casino 47 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where milk is free.
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