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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could sing to your friends.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Walt Disney Land sponsors will want to find this attraction as much as a half hour prior to its opening.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal, ankle, clothing, or cardiac complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from June 29 to December 7.
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