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Above: Tonka's monorail-descending photo of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or viral, immunological, inner ear, stomach, brain, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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