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Below: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At least ten and a third mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children, trendy clothing, or knee, heart, social, neck, romantic, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to rent special waivers.
- During a 1965 downsizing, new characters were removed from the buy-a-bride scene.
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