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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wondrous anniversary
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 26, 1965
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After oppressing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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