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Pictured: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former guest.
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