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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse thrill ride, greedily considered to be the only zany thrill ride at Disneyland
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this thrill ride first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 3 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any weather, this thrill ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Thrill ride is closed for repairs from December 30 to January 22.
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