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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $147 to rebuild.
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