Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Tale's Treecottage attraction, August 25, 1977, 2:45 p.m.
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
February 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to arrange precision blades.
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