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Above: The Bip and Tale's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
August 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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