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The Bip and Tale's Nuthouse attraction, laterally considered to be the finest humorous attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Tale's Nuthouse
September 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Tale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may circle if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 31".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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