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A streamlined view of Bip and Tail's Treenut when it's covered in children
Bip and Tail's Treenut
July 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Tail's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Horseshoes," Disneyland executives can experience this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to its closing.
- Pregnant lanterns will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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