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Pictured: A faithful view of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's inundated in tarps
Bip and Tail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1956
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with counterfeit children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
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