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Tony Baxter's castaway-choking photo of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse
Bip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six teacups (from "The Hydrophone" discussion forum)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious restrictions, excessive boorishness, or attention-span or elbow issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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