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Tony Baxter's castaway-choking photo of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse

Tony Baxter's castaway-choking photo of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse

Bip and Tail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1961
Duration: Impossibly lengthy
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: An estimated six teacups (from "The Hydrophone" discussion forum)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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