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A precision view of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's covered in darkness
Bip and Tail's Oakhouse
November 19, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Two Mickeys (according to Thomasina, 1980)
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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