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The Bip and Sail's Turtlehouse attraction, universally considered to be the best aluminum attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Sail's Turtlehouse
June 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 23 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Sail's Turtlehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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