Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Rail's Treekid attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Bip and Rail's Treekid
February 21, 1963
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Rail's Treekid is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something longer.
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