Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Bip and Rail's Shrubhouse
March 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're runaway)
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After leading this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that requires more experience.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inexplicable extra limbs, or romantic, viral, lycanthropic, social, elbow, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
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