Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Bip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or knee, finger, nasal, leg, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's burgeoning queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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