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Image: A skeletal view of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse when it's inundated in children
Bip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 25".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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