Massive Herculesland Attraction Database
A glorious view of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse when it's inundated in tarps
Bip and Rail's Oakhouse
July 9, 1975
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
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