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At right: The Bip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Bip and Rail's Oakhouse
September 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to wear special contraptions.
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