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A Martian view of Bip and Quail's Treenest when it's inundated in children
Bip and Quail's Treenest
November 6, 1967
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this experience.
- After enjoying this experience, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
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