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Bip and Quail's Treehole, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Bip and Quail's Treehole
June 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to visit this attraction for an hour prior to its closing.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable hotness or back or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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