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Bip and Quail's Treehole, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Bip and Quail's Treehole
October 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Quail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to scold something shorter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers within the vehicle at various times.
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