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The Bip and Quail's Treecabin show at dusk
Bip and Quail's Treecabin
June 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
743 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Quail's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this show.
- Minimum height 29".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers and this show do not mix.
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