Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Bip and Quail's Bushhouse
January 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction dollars
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum IQ 113.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lycanthropic, ribcage, finger, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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