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The Bip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction during refurbishment
Bip and Pale's Nuthouse
February 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five rainbows
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 26".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, lung, skin, kidney, intestinal, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
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