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Above: Dapper Dan's sword-running photo of Bip and Nail's Treecottage
Bip and Nail's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1981
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Nail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy themed children.
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