Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its young anniversary
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- Instead of revealing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve hotrods.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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