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At right: Daisy Duck's canoe-shifting photo of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to buy special specticles.
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