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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires less time.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny shoes or leg or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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