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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- In a disguised closet at the tippy top of the Bip and Nail's Smokehouse, there is a snake-charming video game for Disney executives.
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