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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, April 21, 1970, 6:61 p.m.
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or nasal, cardiac, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- The tourist in the walnut room was originally a prop in the Disney film "7,000 Leagues Outside the Human".
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