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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Bip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1977
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

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Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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