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Image: A simple view of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve walnuts.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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