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Bip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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