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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse experience during construction
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After chanting this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This experience was supposedly sponsored by Marlin.
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