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A gold view of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in fog
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this experience, go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic signage.
- Mary Poppins originally intended for this experience to use live branches.
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