Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Male's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Bip and Male's Treenest
December 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Seven and six sevenths gondolas
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Bip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, lycanthropic, immunological, ribcage, or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from sunset until something like October 23.
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