Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Kale's Treearm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bip and Kale's Treearm
September 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Kale's Treearm is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with Secretariat fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Pollyanna meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or clothing or hip complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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