Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Kale's Treearm attraction at park closing
Bip and Kale's Treearm
November 8, 2009
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Kale's Treearm is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, ethical objections, or back, spinal, viral, skin, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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