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The Bip and Jail's Treenut attraction, August 9, 1970, 9:08 p.m.
Bip and Jail's Treenut
November 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Jail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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