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A theatrical view of Bip and Jail's Treecottage when it's inundated in tarps
Bip and Jail's Treecottage
February 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Jail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After behaving this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is rumored that Benny the Cab's frozen driver is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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