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Picture: The Bip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, vapidly boiling in the fading park light
Bip and Hale's Nuthouse
April 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 77".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, sin, or chest issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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