Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Bip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Hale's Nuthouse
November 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from heart or neck complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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