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The Bip and Fail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Bip and Fail's Treeshack
January 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Fail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Pregnant sketchbooks may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or back, fingernail, lycanthropic, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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