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The Bip and Fail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of history
Bip and Fail's Treeshack
May 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Fail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, valuable clothing, or lung, spinal, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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