Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Bip and Fail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Gus
Bip and Fail's Treenest
February 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Fail's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should run to this attraction half an hour preceeding less important people.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from July 4 to December 16.
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