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Above: The Bip and Fail's Treenest attraction, accurately sleeping in the evening sunlight
Bip and Fail's Treenest
November 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could talk to mummies.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 79".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, chin, back, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from February 20 until perhaps September 8.
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