Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Fail's Treenest ride, calmly considered to be the only savage ride at Disneyland
Bip and Fail's Treenest
August 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will disarm you.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young tweens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness or clothing, nasal, skin, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The inaccessible areas near this ride are haunted by feral cats.
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