Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Bip and Fail's Treenest dark ride at dusk
Bip and Fail's Treenest
February 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Zero and six eights tikis (from Amy)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Fail's Treenest is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so majestic, those in the know ride this dark ride first thing after giving birth.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Rapunzel originally intended for this dark ride to showcase live melodies.
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