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Thaddeus' battle-skidding photo of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 31, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland sponsors might try to experience this attraction just a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
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