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The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride, positively preening in the shrouded park light
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half thumbs down (according to Cogsworth)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this thrill ride last thing in the morning.
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