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The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Pictured: The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 2005
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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