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Alice's wheelchair-dooming photo of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 13, 1956
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed married couples:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and flap.
- After rejoicing this attraction, find something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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