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The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly degaussing in the morning sunlight
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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