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Steve Jobs' bee-leading photo of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Pictured: Steve Jobs' bee-leading photo of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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