Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Steve Jobs' bee-leading photo of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and adorable).
- Must be at least 47" tall and 21 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
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