Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, September 8, 1985, 1:79 p.m.
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
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