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Bip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Bip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After sneaking this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
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