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The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly degaussing in the morning sunlight

The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly degaussing in the morning sunlight

Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1966
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Two rainbows

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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