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The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride, positively preening in the shrouded park light

The Bip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride, positively preening in the shrouded park light

Bip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 28, 1962
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven and a half thumbs down (according to Cogsworth)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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