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Bip and Ale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
Bip and Ale's Treenut
June 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Maynard.
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