Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, May 21, 2009, 10:53 a.m.
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an indigenous mustang.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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