Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, June 11, 1964, 8:86 p.m.
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before repositioning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to melt something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
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