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The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, May 21, 2009, 10:53 a.m.

Above: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, May 21, 2009, 10:53 a.m.

Bip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1965
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Eight jollies

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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