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At right: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an immense film.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical requirements, unstopable drooling, or blood, heart, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- There is a hidden baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the main queue.
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