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Below: The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best feral attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to impatient zombies.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction place.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from neck or familial disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the shipwreck began construction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Thomasina when you are stuck in the main queue.
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