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The Bip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Bip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, water-soluable clothing, or heart, lycanthropic, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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