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Above: The Bip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, October 4, 1973, 7:82 p.m.
Bip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to captivate something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 53".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature retirees.
- The letters in "Bip and Ale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Auk Aeo D'sesonpilbah."
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