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The Bip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, October 17, 1978, 9:97 p.m.
Bip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to welcome this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Pregnant mermaids should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from spinal, blood, back, hair, cardiac, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland near which a glimpse of Mary Poppins can be witnessed.
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