Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Bip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Bip and Ale's Nuthouse
August 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your health, you should be free from odd growths or fingernail, nasal, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 20 to January 14.
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