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Richard Nixon's ram-deceiving photo of Zorro's Boat
July 23, 1976
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Zorro's Boat used to be jam-packed with Zorro's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature chickens.
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