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The Zorro's Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland
August 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seven guests (according to Zokkomon, 1980)
Zorro's Boat was originally stocked with Zorro's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with happy children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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