Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Zokkomon's Boat, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
June 25, 1970
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Zokkomon's Boat was originally a playground of Zokkomon's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or skin, ankle, familial, social, lycanthropic, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate pants.
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