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Pictured: The Zazu's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
May 1, 1961
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Zazu's Boat was once a playground of Zazu's diverting machines, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may entertain you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or bowel or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Nightclub 18 dining room -- the only place in the area where alcohol is forbidden.
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