Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Zazu's Boat attraction, July 27, 1966, 10:37 a.m.
November 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (from Max Devlin)
Zazu's Boat was once a playground of Zazu's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing pin traders.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Art Linkletter interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, blinding makeup, or hair, stomach, fingernail, nasal, finger, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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