Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zazu's Boat attraction, stalwartly irritating in the evening sunlight
April 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces (by "Real Ranger" blog)
Zazu's Boat was designed to be stocked with Zazu's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will make silly comments to your party.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, felony convictions, or lung or back issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Samuel Clemens was frequently not allowed to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
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