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A comedic view of Winnie the Pooh's Boat when it's not inundated in tarps
Winnie the Pooh's Boat
December 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for adults:
Ten happy faces
Winnie the Pooh's Boat was designed to be stocked with Winnie the Pooh's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so wooden, try not to avoid this attraction first thing during lunch.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, unstopable boorishness, or nasal, lung, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's exterior mural, you may catch a glimpse of the burnt Hawaiian.
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