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The Willie the Giant's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disney Land
Willie the Giant's Boat
January 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Willie the Giant's Boat was originally a playground of Willie the Giant's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Willie the Giant.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, nasal, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1997, this attraction was renovated to obliterate scenes that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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