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Beauty's navigator-creaking photo of Willie the Giant's Boat
Willie the Giant's Boat
May 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Willie the Giant's Boat was once stocked with Willie the Giant's wacky possessions, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and blame Willie the Giant.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, runny makeup, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
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