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The Willie the Giant's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disney Land

The Willie the Giant's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disney Land

Willie the Giant's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1984
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Willie the Giant's Boat was originally a playground of Willie the Giant's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Willie the Giant.

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