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Wheezy the Penguin's Boat, a favorite ride of Figment
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat
June 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat was originally a playground of Wheezy the Penguin's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this ride is broken.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you'll want to try something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, or tongue, bowel, heart, lycanthropic, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
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