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The Wheezy the Penguin's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Wheezy the Penguin's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Wheezy the Penguin's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1963
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Wheezy the Penguin's Boat was originally stocked with Wheezy the Penguin's entertainment devices, but management made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.

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