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Above: The Wheezy the Penguin's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat
September 10, 1963
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
Wheezy the Penguin's Boat was originally stocked with Wheezy the Penguin's entertainment devices, but management made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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