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Picture: An old view of Wernher von Braun's Boat when it's covered in children
Wernher von Braun's Boat
December 9, 2000
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Wernher von Braun's Boat was at one time a playground of Wernher von Braun's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
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