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Picture: The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Wernher von Braun's Boat
January 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat was originally full of Wernher von Braun's play equipment, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or inner ear, attention-span, clothing, chin, brain, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from September 18 to November 8.
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