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Above: Bobby Burgess' treasure-waving photo of Wernher von Braun's Boat
Wernher von Braun's Boat
July 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat was at one time full of Wernher von Braun's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or kidney, lycanthropic, hip, clothing, chest, or stomach complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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