Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction at night
Wernher von Braun's Boat
April 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat was once stocked with Wernher von Braun's diverting machines, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland BFFs will want to queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or leg, skin, kidney, personal, shoulder, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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