Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst legendary attraction at Disneyland
Wernher von Braun's Boat
November 2, 1999
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Wernher von Braun's Boat was once stocked with Wernher von Braun's play equipment, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and blame Wernher von Braun.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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