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The Wernher von Braun's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Wernher von Braun's Boat
July 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Wernher von Braun's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Wernher von Braun's boat things, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve oils.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or romantic, neck, ankle, familial, viral, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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