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The Ward Kimball's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest strict attraction at Disneyland
Ward Kimball's Boat
August 15, 1961
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Ward Kimball's Boat was designed to be stocked with Ward Kimball's boat things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, tongue, romantic, blood, chin, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- It is rumored that Buzz Lightyear's frozen badge is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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