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Above: Marlin's devil-waking photo of Ward Kimball's Boat
Ward Kimball's Boat
December 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three pirates
Ward Kimball's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ward Kimball's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from social, neck, ankle, shoulder, kidney, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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