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The Ward Kimball's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest strict attraction at Disneyland

The Ward Kimball's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest strict attraction at Disneyland

Ward Kimball's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1961
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Ward Kimball's Boat was designed to be stocked with Ward Kimball's boat things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.

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