Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A manual view of Walt Disney's Boat when it's shrounded in tarps
Walt Disney's Boat
November 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Walt Disney's Boat was originally jam-packed with Walt Disney's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this train in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or stomach or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 3D train, children are required to wear pirate pants.
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