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Walt Disney's Boat, a favorite dark ride of Tuck
Walt Disney's Boat
March 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Walt Disney's Boat used to be a playground of Walt Disney's things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this dark ride.
- No running or snacks permitted.
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