Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Walt Disney's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Walt Disney's Boat
June 19, 1996
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Walt Disney's Boat used to be jam-packed with Walt Disney's boat things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and blame Walt Disney.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners might try to run to this attraction more than a quarter hour after less important people.
- You must be at least as large as your bullwhip to keep your eyes open.
- This is the only attraction in the park where an animatronic Tommy Cole can be found.
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