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The Wally Boag's Boat attraction as seen from the top of jail
Wally Boag's Boat
December 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Wally Boag's Boat was originally stocked with Wally Boag's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to lift something more exciting.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or hair, tongue, romantic, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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