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The Wally Boag's Boat attraction as seen from the top of jail

The Wally Boag's Boat attraction as seen from the top of jail

Wally Boag's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1975
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Women

Description

Wally Boag's Boat was originally stocked with Wally Boag's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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