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The Wally Boag's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its spectacular anniversary
Wally Boag's Boat
March 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge magics (by www.Strangers.org)
Wally Boag's Boat was originally a playground of Wally Boag's things, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or skin, kidney, or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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