Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Underdog's Boat thrill ride, lispingly writhing in the fading park light
July 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Underdog's Boat was at one time a playground of Underdog's diverting machines, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30 acres.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness, novelty haircuts, sin, or romantic, kidney, personal, fingernail, inner ear, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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