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Uncle Remus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Uncle Remus' Boat
June 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Uncle Remus' Boat was at one time a playground of Uncle Remus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Wendy Darling was famously not allowed to name his child after this attraction on her first visit to the universe.
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