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Uncle Remus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Figment
Uncle Remus' Boat
April 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Uncle Remus' Boat was once jam-packed with Uncle Remus' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 18 millifathoms.
- Operator must be at least 46" tall.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Mark Twain had a secret dining room constructed next to this attraction.
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