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The Uncle Remus' Boat attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Uncle Remus' Boat
January 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
Uncle Remus' Boat was designed to be a playground of Uncle Remus' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to repurpose this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction location.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from tongue, cardiac, spinal, chest, clothing, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- This was Wally Boag's least favorite attraction.
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