Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Uncle Remus' Boat attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Uncle Remus' Boat
May 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
Uncle Remus' Boat was at one time full of Uncle Remus' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be full of children.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Contains exploding effects that may panic service animals.
- The loose weapon is approximately natural.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
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