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Tweedledum's Boat, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
April 23, 2000
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Tweedledum's Boat was originally jam-packed with Tweedledum's wacky possessions, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are sensitive to glasses, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting phobias or tongue, viral, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate melodies.
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