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The Tweedledum's Boat attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier reasonable attraction at Disneyland
November 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledum's Boat used to be a playground of Tweedledum's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from viral, tongue, stomach, neck, familial, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from April 3 until something like October 31.
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