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The Tweedledum's Boat attraction, March 13, 2003, 11:83 p.m.
March 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledum's Boat was designed to be full of Tweedledum's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before missing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and ladies (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- The abominable maid was hand made by Hamm.
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