Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tweedledee's Boat attraction at midday
April 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledee's Boat was designed to be a playground of Tweedledee's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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