Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledee's Boat attraction during refurbishment
May 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledee's Boat was originally full of Tweedledee's boat things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Schweitzer impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from March 13 to August 5.
- In 1971, this attraction was updated to remove artwork that could be seen as sexist.
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