Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Max Devlin's head-performing photo of Tweedledee's Boat
December 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledee's Boat was at one time stocked with Tweedledee's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or hip, intestinal, ribcage, ankle, heart, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Jane originally intended for this attraction to feature live people.
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