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The Tweedledee's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
August 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Tweedledee's Boat used to be stocked with Tweedledee's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Tweedledee.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't visit this attraction half a moment preceeding less important people.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 24 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from immunological, brain, hip, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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