Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Tuck's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
September 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Tuck's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tuck's things, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, try something with a different aura.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious requirements, weird missing kidneys, or attention-span, nasal, fingernail, romantic, or social complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Walt Disney had a massive workroom planned for the space above this attraction.
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