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The Tuck's Boat attraction as seen from the top of an inn
January 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Tuck's Boat was designed to be stocked with Tuck's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29 electron-volts (or 14.5 electron-volts and willing to sign a waiver).
- Yawning may occur.
- The reference to blades is a bad joke.
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